Will to Jerry while playing Wii tanks:
"Daddy can I see your pee pee?"
"What?!" (completely taken off guard and not knowing what to say)
"You know, your penis. The thing where pee pee comes out."
"No!" Then a pause where Jerry didn't know how to follow that up.
Mommy steps in to clarify: "That is one of those parts of our bodies that are private and we don't show to others."
Will: "Except to the doctor, right?" (remembering the conversation we had last time at the doctor's office)
Will to Mommy while we were sitting on the couch talking about bones:
"Does my penis have a bone in it?"
"No."
"Well it feels like something round in there."
"Your penis is just made of skin." And thankfully that satisfied his curiosity and ended the conversation!
As Jerry was cleaning up the kitchen after breakfast:
First Jerry asked Will to open the garage door for him so he could take the trash out. Will ran away and said "No! That trash bag is smelly!" Then Jerry asked him to bring him a knife off the kitchen table. Will promptly said "No!" and ran in the living room to me saying "Mommy! Daddy is trying to make me do all these dangerous jobs! First he tried to make me open the door when he had that trash bag! Then he told me to pick up a knife and knif-es (knives) are sharp!"
I asked why it was dangerous to open the door and he said because he would have to smell that yucky trash bag!
After Will locked Jerry's socks in the bathroom:
Me to Will: "We have had the discussion about locking doors. You know we aren't supposed to lock doors in the house. What is that when we lock doors?" (The answer I was looking for was "safety issue" because that is what we have discussed before.)
The very remorseful answer I got instead: "It's a sin!" (Because we have also had to have the conversation about lying being a sin!)
Will's response to Jerry asking him to finish his breakfast:
"Why are you making me explode!"
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